la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

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cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

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blackbruise:

when you click a  button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click

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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

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trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

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