thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

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asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face

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equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

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telapathetic:

When someone cancels plans you were really looking forward to

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dulect:

honey can’t you see I’m working here

dulect:

honey can’t you see I’m working here

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katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

(via stability)



stunningpicture:

After an unfortunate incident involving my girlfriend, my mom made this cake to apologize.

stunningpicture:

After an unfortunate incident involving my girlfriend, my mom made this cake to apologize.

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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